My name is Patrick Michael Hartnett, well that was my name, up until December 22, 2012, when the world became one big jungle with only the people born after 1980 surviving and everyone else being turned into jungle animals, but if the person was very old (like over 80 years old,) they died. Anyways, my name nowadays, the year 2025, is Paw Mitch Hartlion and I am one of the two anglophilic Jungle Humans, what humans are called nowadays, in my human pride, what families are called nowadays. I have a man cub, what boy and guys are called nowadays, of my very own named Lion Heart Smart Heart Hartlion. These are my stories of my life on Earth, now called Jungle Earth, of my jungle life.
